The Worst Beer Blog

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Epic Taste Quest is lightly chilled. No attempting to make people see any kind of life-changing light, at least, not in that "Ouch! The very fabric of my being!" way. It may occasionally be only about as creative as wearing an odd pair of socks on laundry day where no other options exist. Gosh, you're so darn quirky Fred, wearing one yellow sock, what a crazy life.

You know those things that just happen and people start calling you quirky and unique like they have no understanding of those words. ETQ was a university project and is now in a chrysalis stage of becoming a thing, a thing that before said project was even finished ended up having an article printed by a magazine.

The flavour of the tone will change but remain but anticipates a reliable top note of was-this-even-proofread with a bitter tingle of trying-not-to-do-swears. It seems to work on that readability level. Sponsored content and native advertising is having it's rump handed to it in pop culture lately and ETQ won't be adding to that daily problem of trying to decipher between something just trying to sell a politician product, and something that actually has integrity. That banner on the right at the moment isn't even really an ad.

Certificate of Achievement
Awarded to: You, Dear Reader
For: Reading this far.

Hello, general consumer who by about this point has just started seeing a wall of text and is now skimming for key words. Yeah, when it comes to reading most of us be Sweet Brown, it's why Buzzfeed is so damn successful. Easily 80% of the 30% of the time that people don't spend on social media while on the internet is spent reading research, reports, news, waste of time opinion so called think-pieces, or clickbait ...mostly clickbait. Oh to be free from protracted wall-of-text articles that realistically would have better delivered and achieved more in point-form at a sixtieth of the word count. That's why this exists:



Introducing the ETQ fun-size, a tl;dr for people who... use the internet. There's a good chance anyone forced to read a wall of text is going to bug out before they even get to the point. So every relatively chunky piece that goes up here will have an ETQ fun-size like this.

ETQ Fun-Size

• This is the worst beer blog because it will likely also cover not-beer.
• No paid content here. A praised product just means a good one in someone's authentic opinion. Nintendo, give me free stuff.
• The Good Effort Certificate of Achievement is for full-article readers only, not you lot snacking up on my fun-size.
• The above points illustrate the general tone of future articles.